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Friday, November 20, 2009

      ( 10:10 PM ) teahouse
 
Gag Me With a Spoon!

One of my coworkers just used the word "grody" to describe something she found disgusting.

I hadn't heard that word in about 20 years! At least since the mid-1980s.

It made me think of other expressions from childhood that have gone the way of the dinosaurs. Such as:

"No Duh!"

"I like you...NOT!"

"Totally tubular!"

"Fugly"

"That [fill in Michael Jackson song] was bitchin'!"

"You be illin'!"

"Cool beans!"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"Totally rad!"

I'm sure that I'm not getting all of them, either...
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

      ( 12:06 AM ) teahouse
 
Life Gets in the Way

You know what I hate?

I hate when I leave work feeling all gassy, and I don't know why. Or whether it's something I ate.

And then I go to my martial arts class, where I'm supposed to be all focused and meditative and contemplative.

And then through the entire class, all I can think is, "Gosh! I really need to try not to fart!!"

It really makes exercising so stressful.

Every jumping jack, every pushup, brings me uncomfortably close to the fine line between getting through class and committing a grievous offense against my classmates.

It defeats the purpose of exercise, which is to relax.

It's always nice to breathe a sigh of relief after a long and anxious class.
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

      ( 8:51 PM ) teahouse
 
Ancient Oriental Secret

At a recent networking event, an elderly female attorney came up to me and asked, "So are you a law student?"

"No," I replied. "I'm a practicing attorney."

It must be that pearl cream that I use, along with all other Asian women, to maintain that youthful glow.


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Sunday, November 08, 2009

      ( 12:47 AM ) teahouse
 
Mmmm..Brains!

So my firm just announced that the H1N1 (swine) flu vaccine will be available to all employees soon.

I am in favor of the vaccine, and will get myself innoculated if the opportunity arises.

But I can't help but wonder...could this just be the first step toward the inevitable zombie apocalypse?


Isn't that how everyone turned into zombies in I Am Legend?

A scientist came up with a "cure" for cancer, and then the next thing you know, everyone who got that shot turned into FLESH EATING ZOMBIES!!


Well, if that happens to me, I'll be in the company of my coworkers.

So my day-to-day life really won't be that different from the way it is now..
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Saturday, October 31, 2009

      ( 6:32 PM ) teahouse
 
Happy Halloween!!


Here's hoping everyone is enjoying their Halloween!

Like we do every year, the Husband and I signed up on a list to hand out candy to trick-or-treaters in our building.

Our building management makes a list like this so that only the people who want to be bothered with handing out candy, get bothered.

I grew up in the suburbs, where you left your outside light on to indicate your availability to hand out candy. If you turned off your light, people knew not to approach your house.

Here, of course, it's slightly different in a big city high-rise building. So we put our names and apartment number on the list.

Just now, I was in the bedroom and the Husband was sitting in the living room. He'd just come home from a long day of working, and was relaxing.

The doorbell rang. The Husband yelled out to me, "Can you get the door? I'm not wearing any pants!"

I'm pretty sure the kids and their parents heard!

I'm totally mortified. This is how you get to be "that creepy couple on the 10th floor."
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

      ( 10:19 PM ) teahouse
 
The Enforcers

Over the weekend I went out for a Ladies Night with some other women from my martial arts school.

We went downtown and had dinner in an uber-trendy restaurant, followed by cocktails in an even more uber-trendy bar.

Everyone in my group, except for me, was a black belt. A couple of us were married, but the rest were single and in their early to mid-30s.

While at the bar, we were standing around when we became aware of two middle-aged (in their 40s) men standing next to us, loudly discussing a date that one of them recently went on.

"Yeah, it went ok," the man said. "It started off well, but then, I found out that she's actually 34!"

"Oh, no! Dude!" exclaimed the other man, shuddering.

"Yeah," replied the first man. "And after I found that out, I wanted to get out of there. But I still had to pay, like a hundred and twenty bucks for dinner!"

We all had to exit the bar quickly, lest we start beating up these guys.

Because as we've all learned, martial arts are for DEFENSE only. Not for overpowering scrawny men who piss us off.
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Thursday, October 15, 2009

      ( 9:17 PM ) teahouse
 
How Do I Love Pilates? Let Me Count the Ways

I know that yoga is all the rage now.

Yoga has lots of beneficial effects - it improves flexibility, it regulates breathing and reduces blood pressure, it makes you feel young.

But I have always preferred Pilates.


Pilates, named after its developer Dr. Joseph Pilates, is a form of exercise combining elements of yoga and gymnastics.


I enjoy Pilates because the exercises strengthen my muscles and flexibility, and there isn't any of that spiritual aspect that I know a lot of people love about yoga, but that, frankly, doesn't resonate with me.

I'm so into Pilates, that I've incorporated Pilates exercises into my martial arts.

I'm so into Pilates, that sometimes I find myself doing Pilates at my desk at work.

I'm so into Pilates, that while reciting the Nicene Creed at mass last Sunday, I accidentally chanted, "He was crucified under Pontius Pilates." Woops!

I think I'm supposed to go to confession for that. Or at least feel a great deal of Catholic guilt.

Which I'll then calm down about, by doing some Pilates.
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Monday, October 12, 2009

      ( 3:43 PM ) teahouse
 
Vacation, All I Ever Needed

I took the day off today!

It is a federal holiday - Columbus Day. But not everyone gets today off. In fact, I've never had Columbus Day off as an official holiday since I've been a working stiff.

But this year, I took the day off!!

Coming from a person who hasn't had a day completely without work (including weekends) since July, I'm not quite sure what to do with myself.

So far today, I slept late, went for a run in Central Park, and went through some old DVDs, to decide what to do with them - keep them, toss them, donate them, etc.

The Husband is addicted to his kung fu movies. It's been difficult to pry them away from him.

He also wouldn't let go of his copy of The Last Seduction. Even though he's no longer a horny 19-year-old, and the wisdom of time and age have convinced him that Linda Fiorentino is, in fact, not that hot.

"Why do you need to hang onto this movie?" I asked, puzzled.

"It's important art!" he insisted. "You just don't undertand...Besides, it was filmed in upstate New York, where I went to college. So I have to keep it! For cultural reasons!"
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009

      ( 12:48 AM ) teahouse
 
Lose That Useless Weight!



Last week I went to see my GI doctor.

It was a routine examination. I had some problems a few years back, and now I go to him once a year to make sure everything is ok.

This doctor doesn't have the world's best bedside manner. But he's a famous expert, and the only doctor I've found who has been able to help me with some specific problems. So for the time being, his expertise has been worth his slightly prickly personality.

This time, he spent a long time looking at my chart.

"Hmmm.." he muttered, while flipping through it. "I see here that you've gained 23 pounds since you first started coming to see me in 2004. That's quite a lot of weight you have gained, isn't it? Do you plan on having kids? If you do, your ob/gyn may not be happy about all of that weight gain."

Keep in mind that in 2004, right before my first appointment with him, the following three things happened to me in a two week span:

(1) I went through a really serious and really painful breakup;

(2) My parents announced to me that after 30 years of living in the United States, they were moving to Asia; and

(3) The firm where I was working went out of business almost overnight.

As a result of the combination of the above three events, I lost about 30 pounds in two weeks.

So yes, I was pretty skinny in 2004. And when you look at it that way, 23 pounds up from a 30 pound deficit over 5 years suddenly doesn't look so bad.

And I'm under no illusions about my weight, but I'm pretty sure I'm not obese. I'm what you'd call medium build. The last time I checked, I was a size 6.

But like in many situations, I thought of many clever retorts after the appointment. At the time, I wasn't quick enough to think of a response.

So back to the appointment. As I stood there speechless, he quickly scribbled something on a piece of paper, and handed it to me to take to Radiology for a routine ultrasound.

"Here," he said. "Take this up to the fourth floor and schedule a time for the ultrasound. The elevators are out the door and to the right."

He thought for a moment, and then said, "Actually, maybe it's better if you get a good workout and take the stairs!"

Maybe the dead weight I need to lose is one GI doctor?
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Monday, September 28, 2009

      ( 11:15 PM ) teahouse
 
Day of A-tone-ment

The Husband and I spent last night playing chamber music at the home of a friend of a friend.

On our way, we had to brave heavy rains, bad traffic and a sidewalk full of baby strollers, shopping teenagers, shuffling old people, teenagers on skateboards and harried families rushing to Yom Kippur services.

I had looked forward to this salon for the entire week. And it was every bit as fun as I thought it would be.

We gathered with friends, we listened to them playing music. We drank wine, we ate cheese and fruit. We had brilliant and stimulating conversations.

The hostess was a lovely and gracious middle-aged lady, with impeccable nails, a beautifully coiffed hairdo and regal bearing.

She not only hosted the event, but she teaches music to several of the participants. So everyone there looked up to her as a teacher and mentor of sorts.

An hour into the event, after we'd all finished playing and were still enjoying our wine and cheese, the phone rang.

Our gracious hostess glided across the room, answered the phone, spoke discreetly into it, and hung up.

Then she looked at everyone and announced, "Well, I hate to kick you all out, but I need to go somewhere soon. I need to catch a train to New Jersey to meet my boyfriend."

And she unceremoniously kicked us all out.

As we all trudged home through the rain, we realized something.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we were kicked out of a party because our impeccably coiffed hostess had to leave.

To answer a booty call!
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

      ( 10:58 PM ) teahouse
 
Stop..In the Name of Love

I'm addicted to this new show on the A&E channel - Hoarders.

I can't stop watching it. And the reason is not because I like watching other people's misery - but because, well..I am kind of a packrat myself.

I'm not as bad as people who hoard animals or the Collyer brothers, but watching this show has been a wakeup call.

It's a slippery slope from "I am kind of a packrat" to "The condition of my house is so horrifying, I'm now being humiliated on national tv."

My problem is that I'm so unorganized, I lose things and then buy new ones.

So I have to stay ever-vigilant!

Last night the Husband and I went through my piles of crap and unloaded a lot of stuff out of our apartment. It made us both feel better.

Here are some of the things we found and got rid of:

1. 6 half-full bottles of insect repellent (consolidated into 2)

2. 28 books (boxed up and donated to charity)

3. 77 cds (boxed up to be sold to a used cd outlet)

4. 16 bottles of sunscreen (half thrown out as expired, the other half consolidated into 6 bottles)

5. 11 rolls of dental floss (6 put into the bathroom cabinet, 5 to be taken to work and left in my desk, to encourage me to floss regularly)

6. 19 pairs of old socks (finally thrown away)

7. 13 nail files (all but 2 thrown out, as old and gnarly and worn down)

8. 39 ball point pens (all given to a friend who's an elementary school teacher and desperately needs supplies)

9. 22 tubes of lipstick (which I kept, since they were my favorite Chanel brand that was discontinued last year and I MUST have them)

10. 8 hair scrunchies circa 1988 (7 donated to charity, 1 thrown away as having bubble gum stuck in it)

And finally....

11. 9 bottles of lotion (1 discarded as expired and strange-smelling, 7 stored in the hall closet for later use, and the remaining 1 used to give the Husband a foot rub to thank him for going through my crap)

I feel much better now!
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Thursday, September 17, 2009

      ( 12:14 AM ) teahouse
 
Cheeky

When I'm walking around the City, it usually really annoys me to see advertisements marked up with graffiti.

But I giggled when I saw this underwear ad last weekend:

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Friday, September 11, 2009

      ( 8:19 AM ) teahouse
 
The End of the Innocence

Today is the 8th anniversary of the 9/11 Terrorist Attacks.

It's also my 30-something-th birthday.

In many ways, it's hard to believe it's been nearly a decade since that day.

But in many other ways, it seems like my life has been divided into before that day, and after that day.

When everything happened, I had just moved to New York, I was a bright-eyed and fresh faced law firm junior associate, I shared a hip Murray Hill apartment with two other young ladies.

My life was completely focused on doing well at work, going out with friends, the occasional date, and generally enjoying the frivolities of adulthood in a big city.

My roommates were just as innocent as I was. We were like the Sex and the City girls - we thought of cosmopolitans, new clothes and not much else.

After the events of September 11, we all realized how unsafe we really were, and how quickly the world could change.

We became more wary, more scared. More anxious. More like adults who worry about everything and fret when their children leave the house.

One of my roommates had worked in the World Trade Center, escaped the building on that day and lost many coworkers. She completely fell apart. She had what started off slowly, but eventually snowballed into a nervous breakdown. She left New York.

Now, eight years later, I'm a little more experienced and a little more senior in a law firm. I live with my husband. We both complain that we don't move around as quickly as we once did.

We go to bed earlier. We make sure our doors are locked at night. We have an emergency meet-up plan, in case of another terror attack. We keep a stash of cash in the house, in case there's an emergency and ATMs are inaccessible.

I've gotten used to watching memorial services and getting teared up on my birthday.

I'm not complaining. I never forget how lucky I am, that nobody close to me was killed that day. And my heart will always break for the people who lost loved ones.

But having a notorious tragedy occur on my birthday has reminded me every year of how precious my life is, and everyone's life.

Every anniversary of this day I celebrate with birthday cake and loved ones is a little triumph over the people who tried to kill me and the other inhabitants of New York City.

Hope your day is positive, precious and surrounded by love!
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

      ( 11:11 PM ) teahouse
 
Long Weekend

This weekend the Husband and I swam against the tide.

Instead of going away for Labor Day Weekend, we stayed in New York City and became tourists in our own town.

On Sunday we started off by meeting some friends in downtown Manhattan, to watch the change ringing at Trinity Church. A completely overwhelming and unique event.

Then we wandered into the churchyard, a really lovely oasis in the midst of Wall Street.


We saw Alexander Hamilton's grave. He's buried there:


We all learned in history class all about how he was killed in a duel by Aaron Burr.

Hamilton may have gotten the better end of the deal, as he's now lying in this beautiful churchyard, and after killing Hamilton, Aaron Burr ended up dying penniless and friendless on Staten Island. A sad end indeed!

Then we wandered south and saw the Sphere, which was partially smashed in on 9/11 and is now a memorial of sorts to that tragic day:


Then we stumbled into a little festival celebrating the Netherlands! The first thing we saw was a huge windmill:


There was a little street with the cutest booths and shops:


Including this one that sold the most delicious food ever - fried dough with powdered sugar, yum!


I loved this display of happy Dutch children:


Then we wandered further downtown and found the Battery Park Labyrinth, another 9/11 memorial space:


We wandered through it and ended the afternoon with some contemplation and reflection.

It was a good long weekend!
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Thursday, September 03, 2009

      ( 12:31 AM ) teahouse
 
Reporting

So my birthday is coming up soon. To me, that means one thing:

It's almost time to report my CLE credits!

For those of you who don't know, CLE stands for Continuing Legal Education. It's the many hours of classes we lawyers are required to take regularly, to show that we are staying on top of recent developments in our practice.

In New York, those of us more than a couple of years out of law school (not "newly admitted") have to do 24 hours every 2 years, of which at least 4 must be in ethics/professionalism. The credits must be reported every other year, by the attorney's birthday.

Of course, many attorneys procrastinate, and those of us who do often find ourselves taking nonstop CLE classes in the days leading up to our birthdays, leading to constant eye glaze, fatigue and lack of motivation to do any work. Not fun.

Ethics credits are the most prized and the hardest to find. They're like the green M&Ms. They're like the middle, crustless brownie in the pan. They're like truffles. They don't come along so often. We hoard and covet our ethics credits.

I was adding up my credits last week, and for some reason I have 8 Ethics credits.

Huh? I must have planned poorly. Or else I'm now the most ethical attorney out there.

Another random CLE story - most attorneys I know pronounce all three letters - as in, "I need to go take my C-L-E."

But I once met someone who pronounced it as a word, like "cluh." Seriously.

It came up in conversation and scared the crap out of me. She said, "I'll meet you at noon. I have to go to a cluh."

I actually said, "What?" She replied, "A cluh!"

I thought she was clearing her throat. I actually said, "Bless you."
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Friday, August 28, 2009

      ( 10:36 PM ) teahouse
 
Drama School

My boss, the head of my department, went on vacation for a few days.

Since my department is small, I was effectively in charge for the time he was gone.

I now have a new-found appreciation for what he has to deal with on a daily basis.

The support staff in our department are constantly at each other's throats! In my years of working I've never seen anything close to it.

There's fighting, there's cattiness. There's one-upmanship. There's drama. There's crying. There's screaming. There's eye-rolling. And on top of it all, there's gross incompetence.

HR has been called, meetings have been conducted. NOTHING has worked.

The problem is, that all of them are incompetent. And ALL of them are crazy.

Here's a typical day: Imagine there are 4 support staff (Persons A through D) in our group.

10 a.m.: Person A comes in to complain, as she does like clockwork every morning, about how she's the only one who ever does any work, and Persons B, C and D are total slackers, and they should all be fired. Meanwhile, Person A is the biggest slacker in the department, and after this dramatic speech, she hands me a letter that she's prepared for me. It is full of typos.

11 a.m.: Person B comes in to talk about how he can't share an office with Person C anymore, because all she does is talk on the phone all day with her friends, and he can't get his work done. When I ask him about that report he was supposed to finish for me, he mutters, "Oh, I forgot about that!" and runs out quickly.

11:30 a.m.: Person A and Person C have a nasty email exchange, copying everyone in the group. Both accuse each other of sending "disrespecting" emails.

11:45 a.m.: Person D arrives at the office 2 hours late. When I ask why she is late, she looks at me sullenly, rolls her eyes and says, "I overslept." When I tell her that this is not acceptable, as this is the 36th time (and the 4th time this week) she's been late, she says, "Why should I come in on time when Persons B and C come in whenever they want?"

12 noon: Person C comes into my office, telling me that Person A borrowed money from her last month and never paid her back. She wants me to make Person A give her her money back, and redesign their tasks such that they don't have to talk to each other anymore in the office. I say, "Uh, no." She says, "So you're telling me that you're betraying me? You're throwing me under the bus!" And runs out of my office in tears.

1 p.m.: The head of HR comes by my office, reassuring me that after 6 months of this, it is all being handled, and I will be left alone to do my work. Someone (maybe more than one person) will be let go next week.

This reassures me enough such that I step back from the windowsill from which I had positioned myself to jump out.
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Sunday, August 23, 2009

      ( 11:15 PM ) teahouse
 
Mail Order

This morning at mass, the Husband and I had a strange experience.

We sat behind an engaged couple. I surmised that they were engaged because the woman had what looked like an engagement ring on her left hand, and the man had no ring.

The man was tall, Caucasian and had a military-style buzz cut.

The woman was diminutive, Asian, wore a lot of makeup, had her head bowed and didn't say anything during the entire Mass.

Periodically, we saw the man look at the woman sternly and whisper angrily at her. She appeared to be unsure of herself, and taking instructions from him.

At one point, he turned to her and said, "Your hair is crooked!" And reached over, yanked on her head and straightened the jeweled comb in the back of her hair.

During Communion, the woman stayed in the pew meekly while the man got up.

While I was standing next to him in the line for Communion, I realized with dismay, that the man was checking me out.

I shared this with the Husband after mass.

"What, was he dissatisfied with his mail order bride, and looking to upgrade?" he asked.

All joking aside, we wondered whether we should have slipped her a note saying, "You are not alone. Help is available."
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

      ( 9:13 AM ) teahouse
 
Bow Wow Wow

It's the dog days of summer.

It's hot, I mean HOT.

Every morning on the way to work I can see hazy waves of heat emanating from the sidewalk.

The subway is emptier, and seems to run slower.

At work, all of my coworkers sit at their desks and fan themselves periodically throughout the day.

Clients and other attorneys take longer to return telephone calls. And talk more slowly.

People are dawdling over lunch, even though there's still so much to do. The sun seems to beat down on us longer and hotter.

I've seen my share of seersucker suits.

I've heard that crime is down because it's just too damn hot and humid to get off your ass and do anything harmful to anyone else's person or property.

Every night I return home, toss and turn in bed due to the heat and sweat, and then wake up the next morning and begin anew.

Labor Day, where are you?
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

      ( 11:45 PM ) teahouse
 
A Cure for What Ails Ya

I had a tough weekend.

I had to work both days. I ended up billing something like 14 hours over Saturday and Sunday.

On Sunday night, the Husband went out with some friends while I worked.

Around 9 p.m., he came home. I barely looked up, as I was sitting at the computer, feverishly finishing up my work.

As I hit 'Send' on my email sending everything I'd done to the client, out of the corner of my eye I saw him walk toward me. He had something in his hand, but I couldn't see what it was.

"I got you a little present," he said. "I thought it might make you feel better and maybe take away some of your stress."

He plunked something down on the table, on top of my files.

It was a bottle of Jack Daniel's.

We shared a drink together. Ok, 2.

Ok, maybe more than that.

Ok, ok, I lost count.

All I know is that he was right - it did take the edge off.

I am happy I married this man. Hiccup.
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Saturday, August 08, 2009

      ( 3:15 PM ) teahouse
 
Unpredictable

I have several friends here in New York who work in the tv/news industry.

It's always seemed to me that their lives are so glamorous!

They jet around to exotic places, producing exciting reports. They hang out in newsrooms and in press conferences and handle breaking events. They meet famous people.

But they always remind me of how un-glamorous their lives are.

Long hours, little sleep, minute-to-minute unpredictability in schedules and extremely high pressure are all par for the course.

I was reminded of this today. We had plans to meet friends for drinks tonight.

But they just canceled, due to this morning's tragic collision of the plane and helicopter over the Hudson, as well as Eunice Kennedy's illness. As a result, they had to rush off to work to get ready for the news.

I wasn't surprised. They had told me before that when they make plans with friends, they end up listing a morbid litany of things like, "See you tomorrow night! Unless someone famous gets arrested or dies or gets sick or a plane crashes or there's an Ebola outbreak or someone declares a Jihad or threatens Obama or declares war on us or Bin Laden sends out another video or a politican admits an affair or...'"
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Sunday, August 02, 2009

      ( 4:39 PM ) teahouse
 
Reverting to Childhood

Thanks for the support, everyone! It meant a lot to me.

Everything turned out fine; in the end, the partner got involved and he worked something out with the client.

He also reassured me that I'd handled everything fine, and that the client was out of line. That was the thing I cared the most about - keeping the partner happy. So overall, it was a good learning experience for me.

So over the weekend the Husband and I had out of town guests, so we did some spring cleaning in anticipation of their arrival.

The Husband dug out his collection of old cars he played with in childhood.


He was showing me all of them, explaining what make and model each car was, how he got each one, and the significance of each in his childhood.

He even showed me some Transformers.

It was interesting, seeing how the design of cars has changed since the 70s and 80s.

Will our kids be playing with hybrid toy cars?

I'm already imagining it - Toyota Prius Hotwheels!
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

      ( 8:27 PM ) teahouse
 
Developing a Thicker Skin

I know I haven't blogged much about work during the life of this blog, but the fact does remain that I am a lawyer.

And it's a big part of my identity - who I am, what I spend most of my days doing.

So this will be a rare post about life as a firm lawyer in New York City.

One of the unpleasant realities of getting more senior in a law firm is bringing in clients and handling those clients.

And it's pretty much 100% unpleasant. When you have no clients, you worry about bringing in clients.

When you've brought in a client, you worry that it will be your only one.

When you've brought in several clients, you worry that you won't be able to juggle them and keep them all happy.

And the whole time, you worry that you won't be able to keep them - that the winds of fate will blow, that the vagaries of internal company politics and the economy will take it all away.

What I do isn't so different from what my grandparents did. They ran a bakery.

When business was good, they worried they wouldn't be able to keep up with demand. When business was bad, they worried that they wouldn't bring in enough revenue to pay their bills.

In short, they were always worried.

Today I spent 20 minutes on the phone getting yelled at by an irate client who was unhappy with the bill we sent him.

He wasn't just irate - he was FURIOUS.

He accused me of lying to him, of misrepresenting how much this matter was going to cost, of screwing him because now he's up a creek with a deadline and he can't afford to find another lawyer, of purposely running up the bills, of wasting his time.

I dealt with him calmly, and pointed out that the bills were high because of his demanding nature and need for interminable telephone conferences on everything; I showed him an email where I'd warned him his costs were spiraling out of control; I'd put everything in the retainer agreement that he'd signed; I told him how much time I'd already written off his bill.

But after I hung up the phone, I completely broke down.

It's hard not to take this stuff personally.

It's hard to be called a liar, a schemer, a sleazy lawyer.

I know that's not true.

Days like these are what make the job really tough.
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Thursday, July 23, 2009

      ( 11:44 PM ) teahouse
 
A Well-Kept Household

Ever since we got back from our vacation, I've been running around nonstop. Work is really kicking my butt.

So I leave early each morning, and I come home late each night. I haven't had time to do much else outside of work.

In contrast, the Husband is in between jobs now, so he's had a lot of time on his hands.

He called me at work the other day.

"I've done a lot today," he said. "I went grocery shopping, and I went to the Post Office and mailed those packages. And I did 5 loads of laundry. And I called the super about the leaky faucet in our bathroom. And I went through the pile of old newspapers and took them downstairs to the recycling bin. Oh, and your suits came back from the dry cleaner. . . .

. . . And I decided to move the bookshelf from the living room into the bedroom, where I think it looks better. And I pushed back the couch toward the corner. It really opens up the entryway!"

When I got home, he was very proud of what he'd done, and showed me the new configuration of the aforementioned furniture.

If he'd brought me my slippers and a pipe, and offered to rub my feet, it would have been perfect!
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Monday, July 20, 2009

      ( 11:14 PM ) teahouse
 
One Track Minds

So here's a summary of my trip, juxtaposed with things my relatives said to me throughout the entirety of it:

We are so happy to see you! It's been so long! And how nice to meet the Husband! He is so tall!

Here, have some delicious food!

So why don't you have a baby yet? What? You've been married for over a year, and you aren't pregnant?

Try some of this:


What's wrong? Don't you want children? You aren't getting any younger! You already got married much later than your cousins did! You're officially crossing into high-risk pregnancy territory! You can't wait much longer!

Eat this; it's great!


You're running out of time! If you don't start trying to get pregnant now, you could have trouble! You don't want a retarded baby, do you?

Why don't you have some more delicious seafood?


Really, I'm sure your father would love to hold a grandchild in his arms before he gets too old! Don't let your parents down!

Try this dish; you'll like it:


So, are you pregnant yet? Why not?
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

      ( 7:02 AM ) teahouse
 
We Made It Back!


We're back home in the Western Hemisphere!

It was a long and kind of stressful trip. Family trips always are.

We ran around, met relatives, ate a lot and generally ran ourselves ragged.

It's always so strange to go to Asia as an Asian American. I know I look like everyone else there, but inside I'm really a Westerner. And of course feel completey foreign.

We had little downtime during this trip. I'm jet lagged and tired. And already busy again at work.

For now I need to regroup and recover, but I'll be back soon.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

      ( 5:20 AM ) teahouse
 
Back to our Roots

So after pulling an all nighter to finish packing and working, I'm about to get on a plane with the Husband to go to Asia to visit our extended families.

Over a year after our wedding, we've finally figured out a way to make the trip so our relatives can celebrate with us.

Yes, we'll be kickin' it, Asian style.

Kind of like these people:


No, that's not us. It's just some stock photo from the internet.

We actually look more like these people:


And that's how much we'll be smiling, during our trip, too. Well, after we get over the jet lag.

I'll be back in 2 weeks. I promise to behave and come back with good stories and photos.
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Monday, June 29, 2009

      ( 12:08 AM ) teahouse
 
My First Meme!

Thanks to Jannie Funster, I'm going to take a crack at a meme.

This is my first one, so here goes...


1. Who is the hottest movie star?

So I have always had a weird thing for Edward Norton. Not your typical heartthrob, I know. Apprently the Husband met him once, but it was before he and I had met. Otherwise I would have gone along and drooled.

2. Apart from your house and car, what’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever bought?

Probably my laptop. Nothing very exciting.

3. What’s your most treasured memory?

When I was 6 years old and my dad called me at my friend's house where I'd been taken to spend the weekend, and he said, "Mom had her baby. You have a little sister!!" My poor little mind exploded.

4. What was the best gift you ever received as a child?

The 1984 set of World Book Encyclopedias from Santa! Yes, I was a nerdly child.

5. 4 words to describe yourself.

Hard-working. Obsessive. Intellectual. Worrywart.

6. What was your highlight or lowlight of 2008?

The highlight of 2008 was definitely my wedding!

7. Tell me one thing I don’t know about you.

Instead of pantyhose, I always wear a garter belt and stockings. Every guy I've ever dated has thought that was the hottest thing ever.

8. If you were a comic book / strip character, who would you be?

I would be Angry Little Asian Girl!!

Whew!! Not bad for my first meme! Now you all know more about me than you ever thought you wanted to know!

Kisses,
THB
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

      ( 10:21 PM ) teahouse
 
More Poop Time!

I was away from my computer for a few days because the Husband and I had houseguests.

And it's always stressful with out of town guests in a tiny, cramped Manhattan apartment.

Of course I love my friends, but there's always just not quite enough room around here.

There's no privacy, because people are always underfoot.

There's no good time to sit at one's computer and blog one's innermost, private thoughts, because the guests are always walking by!

There's no good alone time in the bathroom, pooping and reading a newspaper.

There's no good alone time in front of the tv, channel surfing and watching lame shows with names like 29 Kids and Counting and When Circus Animals Attack! and Plastic Surgeries Gone Terribly, Terribly Wrong without having to explain one's poor reality tv choices.

We did get out of the house for a Mets game.

But to our chagrin, and in keeping with the entire month of June here in New York, the game was rained out.

So we went home, back to our cramped apartment.

Here's a photo I took of the big tarp they put over the baseball field to keep it dry.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

      ( 11:35 PM ) teahouse
 
Never Too Late to Learn



Tonight I was walking down the street towards home when I heard a familiar sound.

It was the sound of someone playing the flute.

Whoever it was, was practicing scales, and playing an etude I remembered playing myself when I was 9 years old and just learning to play.

I stopped and looked around, trying to figure out where the music was coming from.

After a couple of minutes, I realized it was coming from a limousine parked on the street in front of a fancy building I had just walked by.

I looked over, and saw the limousine driver, sitting in the front seat with his flute!

He was a middle-aged man, wearing his chauffeur uniform, with his hat pulled down low over his head. He was hunched over in the driver's seat, reading the flute music and practicing.

He was clearly waiting for his employer to come out of the building, and stealing a few minutes to himself in the meantime.

"You sound great! Keep up the good work!" I called out.
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Thursday, June 11, 2009

      ( 11:24 PM ) teahouse
 
Profiling

Earlier this week, the Husband brought me lunch at work.

He packed up some leftover pasta from the previous night's dinner, and walked over to my office to meet me.

Arriving in the lobby of my office building, he walked toward the elevators.

At that moment, a woman got off an elevator, saw him across the lobby, snapped her fingers at him and yelled loudly at him (so that everyone in the lobby could hear), "Hey! Is that my food delivery?"

The Husband looked straight at her, said nothing for 5 seconds, and then said slowly, "I'm not a food delivery guy."

Totally nonplussed, this woman shrugged and continued to stand there, looking around for her food.

Totally oblivious to the appalled looks on the faces of everyone else in the lobby.

When we finally met up, and he told me the story, I tried to make light of it.

"Remember that time I went to the nail salon to get a manicure, and the manager took one look at me and yelled that she wasn't hiring?" I reminded him.

"How about that time I was at the laundromat down the street doing laundry, and everyone else doing their laundry assumed I worked there, and kept asking me questions about how much I would charge them per load?"

Eventually we had a good laugh about it.
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THIRTYSOMETHING (!!) year old Asian American New Yorker, lawyer, amateur musician, curious girl taking a bite out of the Big Apple. Don't mess with me - I'm short and I look demure, but I carry a big purse. And I've just embarked on the journey of married life in Manhattan.


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